Yeah, That Figures.
Yeah, That Figures. As a kid, I was absolutely obsessed with Star Wars. And I really want to stress the word "obsessed" here, not some glancing interest, not some mild amusement, not even genuine enjoyment or deep love, I was actually a Star Wars aficionado. I actually memorized the name of every background character and object because I was that obsessed. Give me a break, I was like 6. Nowadays, I'm not really a Star Wars fan like I used to be because I am now a "professional sophisticated adult" and also, I would rather be caught dead than be caught a Star Wars fan. However, while going through my Star Wars obsession phase, I obviously got a lot of merchandise of it. I got books, toy lightsabers, a fake Darth Vader mask, Pez dispensers that I never used because Pez genuinely tastes like chalk, and I even went as Darth Maul for Halloween one year. However,...